Knockers CC: Players


Ted Marsh

Team Secretary & Vice Captain

Former translator to the Swedish Royal family until he led a failed coup after being locked in their sauna for three weeks. No-one cared enough to depose them and they were just disappointed that he hadn't fixed it as he had been employed as a handyman. Decided to give up his mastery of language to become an all-round legend for Knockers.


Some facts

Date of Birth -

Club Debut - Tri North 2011

Marital Status -

Occupation - Professor

Favourite Drink - Port

Favourite Food - Beans on toast

Type of Music listened to - Gabba techno

Hero/Heroine - Stephen Hawkin

Pet Hates - Traveling the world when I could be playing cricket.

Favourite Place - Bognor Regis

Most Hated Place - Near Guido's kitbag

Newspaper Read - One takes the Times

Most Drunk Occasion - After gaining membership of the RA.

Favourite Knockers Player - Ollie of course

Describe Yourself in Five words - Should have done this myself


Current Season




Matches: 4

Overs: 13

Innings: 4

Maidens: 1

Runs: 100

Runs: 78

High score: 56

Wickets: 4

100s: 0

Best: 2-13

Average: 33.33

Average: 19.5

Overall Record

2011 - 2020



Matches: 55

Overs: 241.9

Innings: 46

Maidens: 31

Runs: 1271

Runs: 995

High score: 89

Wickets: 49

100s: 0

Best: 3-25

Average: 33.45

Average: 20.31

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