The Knockers tour to Bournemouth
and district of 4-7th July 2001 was a great success. The following pages
outline the activities and challenges of the tour both on and off the
field. If you have anything to add then tell me as for obvious reasons
some of the details are sketchy.
The cast:
Andy Darry
Rudest language on tour
Oli Boreham
Filthiest batting on tour
Guy Howe
Pulled oldest girl/oap on tour
Paul Seldon
Most moaning on tour
Steve Trounce
Least social performance on tour
LSA
Most Golden ducks on tour
Peter Smith
Most masochistic running between wickets
Corin Spencer-Allen
Most lies on tour
also starring:
Ian Linstead
Biggest player on tour
Phil Woollacott
Shortest distance travelled to be on tour but
still only available for one game
Mike Druce-Smith
Most full tosses on tour
Jason Lee
Worst taste in women on tour
and non playing guests:
Stuart Seldon
most pointless attendance on tour
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