Date of Birth - 25.03.1980
Club Debut - 2007 Vs Lemmings I'm sure i played before that!
Marital Status - Single
Occupation - Professional Blagger
Favourite Drink - Ye Olde Rosie!
Favourite Food - Clay Oven Special Kebab!
Type of Music listened to - Everything
Hero/Heroine - Jonny Vegas!
Pet Hates - Getting out to shit bowling!
Favourite Place - Clay oven in Eastbourne!
Most Hated Place - Alfristons Wicket!
Newspaper Read - The Sun
Most Drunk Occasion - Falaraki 2002, too dirty to mention!
Favourite Knockers Player - Nosher Spencer Allen, Danatron and Gupatron!
Describe Yourself in Five words - Specialist in Art of Gobbling!