With the vaping industry putting an end to his tea-fag hopes (a concept of his invention where you played Russian roulette - either getting a cigarette with tobacco or tea inside from the pack - eventually helping you give up through a biscuit based reward system), John now keeps his former dreams alive when cricketing disappointment at least is compensated by a cuppa with something sweetly comforting at tea.
Date of Birth -
Club Debut - 2009 - Mitcham Mavericks
Marital Status - Blissful
Occupation - Boffin
Favourite Drink - Gin Sling
Favourite Food - Croc Burger
Type of Music listened to - Duran Duran
Hero/Heroine - Penfold
Pet Hates - Not being available on Sundays
Favourite Place - In a Knockers shirt
Most Hated Place - Tescos
Newspaper Read - Socialist Worker
Most Drunk Occasion - One is never drunk
Favourite Knockers Player - Sachin
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