Team Secretary & Vice Captain
Former translator to the Swedish Royal family until he led a failed coup after being locked in their sauna for three weeks. No-one cared enough to depose them and they were just disappointed that he hadn't fixed it as he had been employed as a handyman. Decided to give up his mastery of language to become an all-round legend for Knockers.
Date of Birth -
Club Debut - Tri North 2011
Marital Status -
Occupation - Professor
Favourite Drink - Port
Favourite Food - Beans on toast
Type of Music listened to - Gabba techno
Hero/Heroine - Stephen Hawkin
Pet Hates - Traveling the world when I could be playing cricket.
Favourite Place - Bognor Regis
Most Hated Place - Near Guido's kitbag
Newspaper Read - One takes the Times
Most Drunk Occasion - After gaining membership of the RA.
Favourite Knockers Player - Ollie of course
Describe Yourself in Five words - Should have done this myself