Can recite all post-revolution Russian philosophy books up until 1972 forcing Ziggy to take a big stick everywhere with him to keep admirers at bay. He waved it so beautifully that an invite to play for Knockers came and our tea chat IQ has gone up about 900%.
Date of Birth -
Club Debut - Sissinghurst 2018
Marital Status - Selective
Occupation - Tennis Umpire
Favourite Drink - Irn Bru
Favourite Food - Love
Type of Music listened to - Desmond Decker
Hero/Heroine - The inventor of Jaegar
Pet Hates - Vauxhall Cavaliers
Favourite Place - Scott's car
Most Hated Place - Scott's car when he's got sunstroke
Newspaper Read - 90's rave flyers
Most Drunk Occasion - Classified
Favourite Knockers Player - Andler
Describe Yourself in Five words - Are all of you nuts?