The team arrives at the ground to hear the news of Guy Howe's crash in his brand
new BMW convertible. This news knocks gay icon Martin onto the ground.
Boreham scratches around playing some filthy shots.
And is then out.
Lynden replaces him.
At the pub after the game an arm wrestling tournament evolves (initiated by
Martin). Martin takes on
And then takes on Ed.........and wins
Snellers P holds out a good fight before succumbing.
And finally Corin is luckily defeated too. Martin is the best at arm wrestling - it's
official. If anyone would like to challenge him to his title e-mail us and we
shall set it up.
Corin and Dane Bowers before the game
Martin and Corin shortly after Martin had recounted how he spent a lot of the
evening before DJing (very badly according to Ed) with Orbital-type glasses on
with flashing lights.
Ed returns after a good knock. Watch out Charlie
Martin had eyed the shot of the pavillion only to be spoiled by the foolishness
of Ed. Martin gave a few punches shortly after the photo was taken
Somehow and for some unknown reason Martin always takes a photo of his shoes. I
think it is to show off how many different shoes he has got - like a girl might.
Guthrie wonders why he got out. The reason seems fairly obvious - he didn't
stand a chance when he is the same size as a size 11 sock.
Miller and Oli prepare for the ordeal ahead with some light entertainment
The view of the square and pavilion. Ed and Paul are batting at the time.
One for the ladies - Paul shows his stuff, how could anyone resist?
(ed..They couldn't, Paul pulled after the game)
And again. But this time having scored 73
The 'punisher' removes a ball from the field as only Martin can
another classical shot from our ginger ninja..
If only we knew what Martin was thinking. Not quite the 100 he said he would
The end of the Knockers innings. Ben and Corin return unbeaten. Ben asks Corin
if he is still likely to be sick everywhere having spent al the night before
being sick everywhere - and as a first for the Knockers it was not alcohol
The only way to fit Rumary in the shot is to angle the camera as so (hard
One of the Seldons. Argue among yourselves as to who it is. (probably Paul)
Who's that hiding behind the bat? Oh Snellers you joker.
Everyone deals with a hangover in different ways - leaning forwards seems a good
two things of note. The hammer from Corin, and the cheeky two fingers from Ed
all go to ruin Martins photo - again.
And all these photos being ruined take their toll on Martin
And so to the pub for a relaxing pint with a fantastic view
The Knockers all looking a bit strange
And here on film is the most heinous crime of the day. It did not go unspotted and
shall be punished. J proves his village roots swapping bats on the way out
but trying to conceal it. But clear as day here it is for all to see.